You know it's time to find a job when...

• The last 4 items of clothing you bought were £3 or less in a sale
• You watch clips of Neighbours on youtube where people like Harold Bishop died
• You fall asleep with the cat on you and wake up slightly dribbling
• The postman knows that you are in and waits for you to appear when he has a parcel (rather than knocking and walking away)
• You begin to download random programmes, such as the F word from 4OD, to watch whilst you eat lunch
• Lunch consists of cold spaghetti hoops as you are too lazy with boredom to actually cook them
• It's your birthday at the weekend but you can't actually afford to do anything special
• You get asked to help your sister dismantle shelves on a Wednesday afternoon
• Having a shower at midday is now part of the "routine"
• You have a "routine"

sigh...